This giant bad-ass banner is there to inform you that I am going to be attempting to do NaNoWriMo this year. I am useless at giant bad-ass things like this, so it is a bit of a surprise that this condemned blog is somehow still floating and by some divine intervention has 5171 pageviews.
Although I suspect that it's just my mum pressing refresh 5171 times, she is my biggest fan. Love ya mum.
NaNoWriMo is a yearly event that is rather simple, write a 50,000 novel in 30 days. I have tried writing before but most of my attempts ended with something that is a akin to a cow throwing up and eating it's own vomit four times in a row.
So to help me stay on track, I've made myself a few rules:
- Write at least 1667 words a day. (some clever person typed 50,000 divided by 30 into their phone.)
- Update this blog everyday with my progress.
- Get my sorry little ass off my bed and out into the big wide world, or failing that, Milton Keynes.
- Get some sleep every night.
In other news, later on today I have an interview with ASDA.